Chad’s Bachelor Party: Let’s Never Speak of it Again
The locale chosen for Chad’s bachelor party was none other than the great state of Florida: the land of Deadbeat Dads and high-school teachers who sleep with their students. Luckily we seemed to blend right in. Unfortunately, I can’t break guy code and advertise what happened down there, but here are two quick picture highlights.
After we played paintball, Chad contracted some kind of weird STD on his back. I think it might be AIDS:
Then later on at the casino in Tampa, I witnessed this guy ride a Rascal up to the urinal in the men’s room, take a whiz, and ride right back out. Negative on the hand washing, by the way:
