Finally, A Solution for Uncontrollable Flatulence
This is a subject that really hits close to home within the Just the Tip family. Hardly a gig goes by without someone stinking up the van or clearing out the entire left side of the stage. Todd, I’m looking in your direction. Well, now that’s all behind us thanks to the good people over at Under-Ease, makers of the world’s first anti-flatulence underpants.
You’ve gotta wonder how bad a person’s gas must be in order for them to invent air-tight undies. God willing, none of us will ever have to find out.
Thanks to Jumbo for pointing out these undies and providing such a ringing endorsement. Be sure to check out the site’s testimonials page.
4 Responses to “Finally, A Solution for Uncontrollable Flatulence”
February 5, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Personally, I’m more of a Zachery Ty Bryan fan than I am Jonathan Taylor Thomas. His cameo in “The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift” was the highlight of my 2006. That and “The Wicker Man”.
So to answer your question, if I could have come up with an acronymic, sexually suggestive band name from ‘ZTB’ I would have gone that route. Sadly, JTT will have to suffice.
February 5, 2010 at 11:29 am
I wish I was a doctor so I didn’t have to read an article about fart undies to learn that the technical name for ass burps was malodorous flatus.
Keep up the good work JTT.
Did you guys pick that name so you could shorten it and have the same initials as the dreamiest character on Home Improvement?
February 1, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Russo, I disagree. The best testimonial was easily:
“I am a circus performer and for years I have been embarrassed to pass gas on stage. People in the audience sometime thinks its part of the act but it isn’t. Because of your wonderful product today my audience laughs at my gags and not my gas.” P. Maher, October 7, 2002
I will post my testimonial shortly…
January 24, 2010 at 12:56 pm
this testimonial from the website was the best:
“My plane ride to and from Kansas, my dinner with the Doctor and co-workers in Kansas, and the clinics went over smooth and without odor. I did have gas but was relieved that no one else knew but me.” Anna Marie S.