Is Anyone Else Weirded Out by Nick Cage’s Hair Helmet?
I watched one of the latest offerings from Nick Cage last night and his hair helmet has now become a total distraction for me, bordering on obsession. Forget the fact that his hair is now darker than it was 10 years ago, or that he’s got the Flowbee-meets-Spaceballs helmet head – the luster is what really irks me. In the movie I watched, Nick Cage had shinier hair then his costar Jessica Biel. If you were to ask me right then whose hair I would rather smell based purely on shine and texture, I would go Cage. Still would. That’s not supposed to happen.