Win a Fast Five Man-Date with Tino!

Attention all JTT Fans: Enter today for a chance (nay, privilege) to go see the Fast Five with Tino on opening night. If you’ve spent the past decade waiting in earnest for Vin Diesel and The Rock to finally make a movie together, and you consider this to be your symbolical Passion of the Christ, then this man-date is for you. All applicants must submit three sentences in all capitals and no punctuation why they think this movie will be awesome, who would win in a fight between Vin Diesel and The Rock, and their opinion as to the state of Nick Cage’s movie career. And yes, three sentences with no punctuation would be one sentence. The winner will be expected to pay for Tino’s movie ticket (don’t be a cheapskate). Serious inquires only.

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