Worst Park Job of All Time

Last week, there was a mini-van parked outside our building and the dude was easily 15ft off the curb. At first I didnt really think twice, but after hour 5 and the van was still there, it morphed into a mini-obsession for me. “How long is he going to leave that van parked there? Can you get a ticket for that? I would definely get a ticket for that.”

It was like the guy attempted to park and then midway through just said “fuck it”. Perhaps having suffered the emasculation of driving a blue minivan, he felt he could win back a small piece of his dignity with some strategic dickhead parking. Now he must endure a public shaming on this moderately-traveled, cover band website. I hope it was worth it, pal.

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